Ach, this code isn't being nice to me.
I put myself down easier than some discarded dog. Ruff, ruff, yeah, great.
That which confounds must have once confounded the confounder, or, we all start at square 1.
I stuck my hands together with bits of sticktape today. It was the most worthwhile thing I've done in a long time. Procrastination is surely an art form by now.