Monday, October 27, 2008

#25 Irony it seems is not without a sense of humour

And so, in my quest to outsource those difficult life decisions to the power of the Internet, I have come across Chris Pirillo.

The Irony? Right here:




He's way ahead of me. I mean wayyyy ahead. Already has the wife and dogs.

Not much privacy though. If he goes off air for more than 5 minutes, 200 people start to wonder if he's answering a call of nature. Voyeurism if ever there was a thing. He can't even pick his nose without people making a point of it.

Not like the spire on O'Connell Street. I never got the point of that. A giant needle to get rid of a drug problem? Nahhhh....

Still, it's fairly natural to be a little envious of people with nicer stuff. Kinda gets religion involved.

Either way though, it could be a lot worse. If you have your life and your freedom, then count yourself lucky. The clothes on your back and the chair beneath your arse - along with everything else you have - are all gravy.

How then to supress the common greed? Satiate with ignorance perhaps? Defoe suggested the middle station, as he put it. The notorious B.I.G. advised 'mo money mo problems' (from the album life after death). So we are thus tasked to find a state where our material wealth offers us a state of simple comfort and nothing more. The man with the second house is left to fret and worry for its safety. To lessen this worry, there is insurance. Insurance costs money. Money costs time, unless you're lucky.

In the end then, you arrive where you started. Life is more than a defiant stand against senessence. Folks smarter than me have spent more time trying to pin it down for themselves. Still, I don't think a concrete definition of what life is and means will help, even if it is general enough to apply to the majority.

There will always be farmers. There will always be tools the farmers need, though they need not rely on others for this. You can tell where this is going. Farmers need tools, which needs metal, which needs metalworkers, who need miners, who mine ore, which is smelted by smelters, and they all need food. We also need scribes to keep track of things like how much food the farmer has and how much ore the miner has mined for the smelter who in turn will make metals for the metalworker. There will always be dishonesty and wickedness, so there will also always be laws and armies to defend the just. The just are fearful. The armies and laws do their best to minimise the fear by creating ever more complex weapons and legislation.

In only 8 lines, the complexity of the world has begun to spiral outside the comprehension of the ordinary man. It would be simpler if there were only miners and farmers, but the miners would eventually discover gold.

I'm sure the first original thought is written down somewhere. I just haven't read it yet.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

#24 Good things end

Last day at work today. I'll miss that place. As a parting prank, I changed all the desktop backgrounds and swapped the 'n' and 'm' keys on my keyboard I was working with. The conpamy will soom be semdimg stramge enails. I also left some videos for them. The office will definitely be quieter without me.

Heheh.

'Course the real prank is the one you allude to. The one that keeps them guessing. Like the classic 3 pigs, painted '1' '3' and '4'.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

#23 Song about emigration and also video blogs are somewhat embarrasing

It's the classic caveat. Tape recording your own voice, looking at holiday snaps, seeing yourself on video - "I sound, look and appear terrible!" Unless you have the brass neck to pull it off of course. Otherwise it's just embarrassing.

This evening's post is a song I wrote about emigration. I didn't put any music to it because that would mean I'd need to learn the lyrics to sing it live. I might put music to it at the weekend though :)

Traditional emigration songs are full of woe and pain. They feature themes like homesickness and depression. Mine is based on disappointment and whimsy. The neat thing about songs of this type is that you can improve the lyrics with the passage of time. Have a look, suggest changes, even add verses in the comments if you like!


The Emigration Song

Oh I'm singing about emigration
Just to have something to do
Yes I'm singing about emigration
And how it may affect you

Should I be singing about emigration?
Given my lopsided views
Should I be singing about emigration?
Or is it something I should do?

Sure I'm singing about emigration,
My country's sad to see me leave
I'm tryin' to be flyin' to Australia
Ticket price, plus anudder tenner paleas (ah jayz!)

Yeah I'm signing about emigration,
Taxes and charges and fees
I'm getting the hell off the Island
I may return soon, say in 2033

Ahhhhhh, that's the thing about emigration
The country's in dire straits indeed
I'm almost down to hockin' me body parts
I've hardly any blood left to bleed!

Though the odd thing about emigration
Tis what we're taught to think and believe (Yes Minister!)
Global economic recession (loada *******)
Buy pizza, pay extra for cheese (ah for feck sake)

So I'm off on to go emigratin'
Here in Ireland I can't make ends meet
And apologies to the wife and de chiseller
Expect a cheque when I get to Tennessee!

Monday, October 13, 2008

#22 Video games eat time

Yep, been mostly playing games today. Next week, I might even post about the chart.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

#21 Gonna try make this a weekly

Alrighty, second ever podcast. Hope you like it :) I think I'll put this on youtube as well. That way more people will see it. I left the sound low enough so you can turn it up yourselves. 5 minutes might be a bit heavy, so future videos will need to be shorter, or more compressed.

Interesting observation on freedom there; sometimes you don't know what to do with it.




I put too much effort into this. Next week, I'll probably just put in audio and a picture. The reason I'm using video is because I can't find the audio uploader. I know I could probably host the files elsewhere, but meh. This is easier. Most folk have broadband these days, and someday I'll appriciate visual aides.

In fact, I'll try and take film or other pictures for the next few videos. That'll be easier. Maybe a film of a walk through the local park. You could decide for me :)

'Course I'll have to keep going to work in the meantime, but that doesn't mean I'll be entirely without free time. Hehe, free time. Nice idea. Folks earn their time by slogging it out at work. It's a crazy idea that you might spend a days pay on a ticket to a show. Once in a lifetime experience? Yeah I guess so, that would be worth the time spent abiding with drudgery.

Here's a question: how is some time spent while other time is wasted?

Friday, October 3, 2008

#20 Podcast experiment

Ok, so I've made my first podcast. Hopefully you lovely people will be able to download it and listen to it. I had to make it really quiet because it's 1:30am on a school night. Not that I'm still in school or anything but you get the idea.


Wednesday, October 1, 2008

#19 The future will be here tomorrow

Cows in slippers! Genius!

Hang on, all cows are free range, right? The fence keeps the predators out.

TV is very silly.

I got my work nickname today - Bundy - from the odd laugh I get when something odd happens. Show me a picture of a Hadron supercollider and you'll see why.

Oooh, the weather. Seems there's a storm on the way. There goes the weekend! Plenty of weather on the way.

Dreadful joke: What do you get when you cross the titanic with the atlantic ocean? Half way.

I really ought to start podcasting. It's probably easier than I think too.

Seems the company I work my job for doesn't pay overtime. Work the timeclock? What would you do?