Where am I really?
Geographically, my brain, body and various organs within it are at home.
But where am I?
I can answer this question with geography, lattitude and longitude but not with any actuality.
I wish I knew where I was.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
#27 fiddling with the layout
I won't know if I'll be ok
I won't know for a long time
I won't know what I'm meant to say
I sure hope I'll feel fine
That's the trick we're on, going along, singing a song, about nothing mu7ch at all. I'm going to leave that in there even though it's wrong. Nobody's perfect!
2 broken PCs, 1 hobbling, solution on the way. My life is filling out forms. That' s all I do now. I'm a drain on society! Yay! Dammit! Why won't they buy me goose! *weeps*
Where the hell am I anyways? Is this the internet? IT STINKS! Who farted? I'm going to the bar. No I'm not. I hate the bar. It's noisy and too expensive. Fishing might be nice. Yay!
It's like I';ve hacked my own blog. Spam isn't this creaytive thoiyugh. SDcew2 speinllging! Yay!
maybe I'll bpellcheck it later. No excuse for shoddy typing. But yes there is. Caveman lawyer knows! Yay!
Slowloy falling apart. there. Deleted. Yay!
maybe yes, maynbe no, maybe y7es? maybe no. Maybe so!? Yay!
I love the internet. I hate the internet. Oh what am I doing here?!?! I shouldn't be here! I should be in Cabo or Malta. Malta is nice I bet. Not too sunny. I'm so falling apart. Yay!
Helphelp. Help. Aw man, that'll take years to fix! Nooooo! *weeps*
So are you done yet or stuff? No? Hell no! I have to fill in forms! It sucks. Yay!
Maybe I'll escape the island next year. That'd be neat. They have boats near the coast. I gotta build an escape craft to get me to america. Am I thirsty? I could love a cup of tea. Or a T with cup in it. What the hell am I on about? Yay!
did the font change? Hang on now, let's check that. How's this one? Oh no, no sefits! (what?) *weeps*
Uh yeah, I'm not quite right at all. Let's put Bowie on, that'll help. Blogblobblog. Grudges. Boo! Ah, what stops me forgetting what I don't want to remember? Memory control! Yay!
Call me when you figure it out. Yay!
Ah sure I'll fnd something. Invariably, time and providence have a way of getting me what I need. I shouldn't even bother worrying. It's not me I'm worried about. Well why would it be?
There's no turkey in Hawaii. I can neither confirm nor deny this. Yay!
Penguin bars are nice. This is total drivel, I'm surprised you're still reading it. Or rather, you've sensibly skipped a bit. Good show, good show. Gosh I hope nobody I know actually reads this trash. Yay!
It's like a bar that leaves a silly thought in your head. Aunt-Arctica? That's just below par. Fashionsed perhaps by the minds of the workers. Ah, here we go. Yay!
Please, send help!
There we are. Bowie on the speakers. 7.1 for me please. Why do I need it? No idea. 10.2 is the next for me. Not that anything is supported by that though. Shame, shame. Games aren't even coded to take advantage of the hardware they'll be running on. Nor can they be. It takes too long to code and forsee what the final rig will be. Yay!
Maybe yes, maybe yes. Wow, imagine a shruinky came across this! I'd make a great study case. Near total social isolation for almost 20 years! That's something. Ooh, shiny. Yay!
Total nonsense. That's all this is about. I didn't want to neglect my blog though. I think I'll keep writing for another hour. At least my patience hasn't failed me yet. Naw, hang on. chYes. where;s my danish! I didn't order one. Did you. Don't think so? No. Maybe no. no, definintley no. Yay!
What the juice? What was that thing I was looking for? Just going to have to keep filling in forms. If there were cameras, I'd totally act different. Woulnd't mind making tea for a living as long as the pay is alright. Sure thing chief. But you must play me good music in return.
That sounds like a good opportunity. And you get the schlip of paper qualification at the end. Go for CV. Yay! Wait... yes.
I only noticed later that he had a bionic ear. Makes sense now. Oh yeah. Smells like frying. Yay!
That hybrid in Battlestar Gallactica hasn't a patch on me
itchy knee san go she rock nana hatch queue dew. Yay! I remember it all. That's 1-10 in japanese. I'm might be able for it! Wish me luck!
Bon Channce!
I won't know for a long time
I won't know what I'm meant to say
I sure hope I'll feel fine
That's the trick we're on, going along, singing a song, about nothing mu7ch at all. I'm going to leave that in there even though it's wrong. Nobody's perfect!
2 broken PCs, 1 hobbling, solution on the way. My life is filling out forms. That' s all I do now. I'm a drain on society! Yay! Dammit! Why won't they buy me goose! *weeps*
Where the hell am I anyways? Is this the internet? IT STINKS! Who farted? I'm going to the bar. No I'm not. I hate the bar. It's noisy and too expensive. Fishing might be nice. Yay!
It's like I';ve hacked my own blog. Spam isn't this creaytive thoiyugh. SDcew2 speinllging! Yay!
maybe I'll bpellcheck it later. No excuse for shoddy typing. But yes there is. Caveman lawyer knows! Yay!
Slowloy falling apart. there. Deleted. Yay!
maybe yes, maynbe no, maybe y7es? maybe no. Maybe so!? Yay!
I love the internet. I hate the internet. Oh what am I doing here?!?! I shouldn't be here! I should be in Cabo or Malta. Malta is nice I bet. Not too sunny. I'm so falling apart. Yay!
Helphelp. Help. Aw man, that'll take years to fix! Nooooo! *weeps*
So are you done yet or stuff? No? Hell no! I have to fill in forms! It sucks. Yay!
Maybe I'll escape the island next year. That'd be neat. They have boats near the coast. I gotta build an escape craft to get me to america. Am I thirsty? I could love a cup of tea. Or a T with cup in it. What the hell am I on about? Yay!
did the font change? Hang on now, let's check that. How's this one? Oh no, no sefits! (what?) *weeps*
Uh yeah, I'm not quite right at all. Let's put Bowie on, that'll help. Blogblobblog. Grudges. Boo! Ah, what stops me forgetting what I don't want to remember? Memory control! Yay!
Call me when you figure it out. Yay!
Ah sure I'll fnd something. Invariably, time and providence have a way of getting me what I need. I shouldn't even bother worrying. It's not me I'm worried about. Well why would it be?
There's no turkey in Hawaii. I can neither confirm nor deny this. Yay!
Penguin bars are nice. This is total drivel, I'm surprised you're still reading it. Or rather, you've sensibly skipped a bit. Good show, good show. Gosh I hope nobody I know actually reads this trash. Yay!
It's like a bar that leaves a silly thought in your head. Aunt-Arctica? That's just below par. Fashionsed perhaps by the minds of the workers. Ah, here we go. Yay!
Please, send help!
There we are. Bowie on the speakers. 7.1 for me please. Why do I need it? No idea. 10.2 is the next for me. Not that anything is supported by that though. Shame, shame. Games aren't even coded to take advantage of the hardware they'll be running on. Nor can they be. It takes too long to code and forsee what the final rig will be. Yay!
Maybe yes, maybe yes. Wow, imagine a shruinky came across this! I'd make a great study case. Near total social isolation for almost 20 years! That's something. Ooh, shiny. Yay!
Total nonsense. That's all this is about. I didn't want to neglect my blog though. I think I'll keep writing for another hour. At least my patience hasn't failed me yet. Naw, hang on. chYes. where;s my danish! I didn't order one. Did you. Don't think so? No. Maybe no. no, definintley no. Yay!
What the juice? What was that thing I was looking for? Just going to have to keep filling in forms. If there were cameras, I'd totally act different. Woulnd't mind making tea for a living as long as the pay is alright. Sure thing chief. But you must play me good music in return.
That sounds like a good opportunity. And you get the schlip of paper qualification at the end. Go for CV. Yay! Wait... yes.
I only noticed later that he had a bionic ear. Makes sense now. Oh yeah. Smells like frying. Yay!
That hybrid in Battlestar Gallactica hasn't a patch on me
itchy knee san go she rock nana hatch queue dew. Yay! I remember it all. That's 1-10 in japanese. I'm might be able for it! Wish me luck!
Bon Channce!
Monday, November 10, 2008
#26 Things fall apart, computers fail, resolve leaves
Computers can do much good for this world. They can spread stories like this one.
Sometimes they break. Sometimes when they break I must fix them. Often, I am the only one around who can do this.
I am the only one.
This fact is complicated.
I am needed. Good. I am alone. Bad. I can fix it. Good. I have to learn how to fix it. Bad. I can try to explain the problem to others. Good. They won't understand. Bad. If I do fix it, people will say well done and forget about it. Bad. I can't be sure my fix will hold. Bad. I don't know if it will break again. Bad. I don't know how to fix it. Bad. I don't know how to fix it. Bad. I have to try and learn how to fix it. Only I can fix it. Bad. It's my fault. Bad. I created the problem. Bad. I didn't mean to cause a fuss. Good. Computers are wasting my life. Bad. I am wasting me life on computers. Bad. Chocolate. Good. Too much chocolate. Bad. There are too many things I don't know. Bad. I am addicted. Bad. I know. Good. I don't change it. Bad. I want to change. Good. I don't know if I want to change. Bad.
20 years stint leaves a pretty big dint. I'll need something big to fill a rather large void. Presuming of course I actually manage to pull this off. If I fix it, then the reason dies. I go back to the old ways, none the wiser. Then I stay up til 6:30am watching sub par television blogging to no one and thinking to myself - is that all there is? Don't bother watching the video here, just listen to the song.
If I am going to stick with computers, then I'll have to get smarter. It takes a lot of wherewithal to build a ladder out of a rut. I'll need tools to do it.
Any ideas?
Sometimes they break. Sometimes when they break I must fix them. Often, I am the only one around who can do this.
I am the only one.
This fact is complicated.
I am needed. Good. I am alone. Bad. I can fix it. Good. I have to learn how to fix it. Bad. I can try to explain the problem to others. Good. They won't understand. Bad. If I do fix it, people will say well done and forget about it. Bad. I can't be sure my fix will hold. Bad. I don't know if it will break again. Bad. I don't know how to fix it. Bad. I don't know how to fix it. Bad. I have to try and learn how to fix it. Only I can fix it. Bad. It's my fault. Bad. I created the problem. Bad. I didn't mean to cause a fuss. Good. Computers are wasting my life. Bad. I am wasting me life on computers. Bad. Chocolate. Good. Too much chocolate. Bad. There are too many things I don't know. Bad. I am addicted. Bad. I know. Good. I don't change it. Bad. I want to change. Good. I don't know if I want to change. Bad.
20 years stint leaves a pretty big dint. I'll need something big to fill a rather large void. Presuming of course I actually manage to pull this off. If I fix it, then the reason dies. I go back to the old ways, none the wiser. Then I stay up til 6:30am watching sub par television blogging to no one and thinking to myself - is that all there is? Don't bother watching the video here, just listen to the song.
If I am going to stick with computers, then I'll have to get smarter. It takes a lot of wherewithal to build a ladder out of a rut. I'll need tools to do it.
Any ideas?
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